Last night, I became a professional crime fighter. I spent every hour in a ridiculous, yet oddly necessary, outfit. My weapon of choice? A vacuum. Of course, this wasn't your average household vacuum. With just a flick of the switch, my vacuum could suck up anything and everything, from socks to humans.
However, I wasn't the only crime fighter. In this world, criminals, monsters, and ghosts ruled the streets. This called for fellow fighters to come out and put an end to this injustice. [On a side note, the outfits, monsters, and weapons reminded me much of Cartoon Network's MMORPG Fusion Fall.]
It seemed I spent most of my time in Oklahoma, near my cousin's house. Monsters loved to hang around there, raiding the garages and barns.
Suddenly, a mission came up that led me directly into their house. My random apprentice and I barged through, an act my relatives seemed quite oblivious to. We searched for the boss monster for hours, double checking everywhere.
Time seemed to stop. I knew where the monster was, and who it was.
Out of bathroom, a woman made of ice barged into the dining room. She looked eerily like my mother, except with stiff hair and, well, made of ice.
I tried to suck her into the vacuum, a defense that never failed me before, but my weapon was running out of juice. No, the ice woman had unplugged my weapon, disabling me until I could plug it in again. I continuously hit her with the sucker... Before I woke up.
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